Complicated Equations 1
April 23, 2010
So another series begins….
This is gonna be fun 
Nothing like fanning the flames of debate over the y and x chromosome issue.
We started this week with pickn on the guys… Boy was that fun… Me pickn on guys work’n on only 3 hrs sleep… Woo Hoo!!!
Let’s review
The world lies to dudes!!!
#1 the bigger the muscles the bigger the man…. NOT!!!
The picture of the real life incredible hulk dude proved that was not true, it was rather gross!!
#2 Real men show no emotion.
The truth is we are emotional beings… To negate that reality is beyond foolish. Jesus himself fell before a group of strangers and wept over the loss of a friend. Who are we to deny someone the right to have feelings.
#3 Real men have alot of sex partners.
Don’t be REDONKULOUS!!!
The notion that having alot of sex partners makes you a real man is so laughable it hurts… There are K9 dogs running the streets doin the deed with everything that crosses it’s path. This does not change the dog into a man. On the contrary.. This changes a man into a dog!! The countless things that can go wrong should be enough to scare guys away from that kinda of drama, and potentially deadly game. Once you catch something, there ain’t no given it back, but there sure is spreading it!! What would your future wife have to say about that one??
#4 Real men are independent and need no help.
Back to Jesus!! To say we are bigger men then Jesus when even he asked his friends for help in his time of need. At the beginning of his darkest day he asked his small group to stay up and pray for him. He went away to pray alone and his buddies snored away… Sad, but shows that even the realist man of all time asked for help then we Y chromes can ask for yelp too. To say you are a bigger man then a Jesus is so off it ain’t even funny.
So what can be done…
Well here was my advice…
1. Seek God- before you do anything plugging I to God is primary. This even precedes planning… Gotta do what he wills not what we will.
2. Plan for your future- after seeking God and listening for what he wants for us we can then begin to prep for the future. There is nothing worse then pursuing something that God does not want for you, or something you were not made for…I.e. Being a teacher and having no patience for kids is an excellent example. When I hear of teachers who say “I can’t stand children” I have to ask why are you even a teacher?
What do you have on your heart for your future?
3. Don’t be lazy!!
I’ve heard many great ideas, but some who have had them have done nothing to facilitate to development of the idea they have. Get a job!! Pick up a hobby that has promise in it. Playing World of war craft all day long isn’t gonna do anything for you and your future.
4. Avoid the X Factor until ready.
I don’t want anyone to think I am anti-dating, I am not. What I am is a realist, if you have nothing to offer other then company you need to reconsider dating. I don’t know of any woman who wants a lazy unmotivated good for nothing. If she does then it won’t be a pleasant experience. I GUARANTEE IT!!! A man w a plan, who is working it, is a heck of alot more apealing to the X factor.
Gentlemen… It’s Man Up time!!!
